Has anybody seen my damned phone? It is tiny and pink and kind of ugly but if you find it could you please send it my way? I hate cell phones and rarely use mine but I do like to know where it is so that if I did needed it I could use it.

Another quick question for the night. Does Hellmark make a card that says “sorry I was a cunt but you kind of deserved it” or maybe “sorry I am a bitch but so are you”? No? What about ” I love you but could you please stop making me feel like such a complete and total fuck up?” Maybe just some flowers instead.

Since I know that my exciting life has you on the edge of your seat I will just spew for a few minutes. I can’t believe that classes start back this week. I don’t want to go. I am dreading the start of the quarter. I am losing confidence in my ability to do this.

Isn’t it supposed to get easier the older you get? A little bit? Anything? Throw me a bone here. Where is my contentment? Where is my mellow? I feel like I am the only one that isn’t in synch. I feel like I am the only one who is still a raving god damned lunatic and everyone else is normal. I feel like everything in my life shifted two feet to the left and I stayed put. Then whenever I try to do something all I can do is stub my toes and break things because I don’t fit know what the fuck I’m doing didn’t get the new floor plan.

I hate the way I feel and I wish it would quit.