Posts Tagged ‘random thoughts’

04Aug09

To the person who got here by searching for “touching funbags” I have a question. What exactly were you looking for? Examples? Pictures? Guidance? Instances where that would be appropriate? Perhaps you should refine your search a little sweetie. I’ve found that being really specific in my searches for pron*ahem* items of a certain nature helps. [...]


Hi to all the new people swinging through my little corner of the internet recently. Wish I could say that you will be amused and entertained, but as I recently said “I’m not a writer, I’m a complainer.” Feel free to stick around, comment and call me an asshole, whatever. I’m easy.
So Thursday I went and had [...]


Soooo, remember how I might have mentioned to numerous people I didn’t want to do any more driving for a little while? What with the 2 almost 200 mile road trips in a 7 day span? Turns out I’m easy (heh, shut it!) and all it takes is someone (http://creatingmotherhood.com/) mentioning on their blog they [...]


warblegarble

16Jul09

I really need to get the hell out of here for  a while. I’ve had the possibility of a really good few days out of town and a craptastically long trip to somewhere I don’t want to go, but would get to meet someone cool, killed in the last week.
Then I started thinking that maybe [...]


I really do hope there aren’t a lot of dissappointed folks clicking on the possibly related posts and ending up here. Mine seem to end up on the…um….err…type of posts that have absolutely NOTHING in common with anything on this blog. The latest one that I clicked on to see where they were coming from [...]


Tonight I’ve been on a mission to find some sort of lesbian group or club or anyfrickinthing withing 100 miles of my hometown. So far I’m not having any luck. I did just happen across something on Gay.com that made me pause. Apparantly there is a lesbian living in a town less than 20 miles [...]


Flail-less

22Jun09

I’m still in a really good mood. I’m still feeling so optimistic about everything. Well, everything except the whole dating thing. I’m don’t feel all mopey about that just kind of Oh well. I mean surely I will not spend the rest of my life without having sex (with someone else!!) again. Right? RIGHT? Several people that [...]


I’ve reached several goals today. Most importantly I got that frigging Transformer back in its original form. I found all of the episodes of a tv show that I wanted to see. I’ve also managed to write 3 blog posts. These two short ones that I’ve posted today and one long one that still needs a little more.
Tomorrow, I’ll take [...]


Conversations

08Jun09

Driving home yesterday I hear from the back of the car 
“The squirrels…squirrels….oh no…squirrels…squirrels…LOOK OUT FOR THE SQUIRRELS!!!” This was prompted by nothing that I’m aware of and there wasn’t a frigging squirrel anywhere around.
Later I hear
“Fire the rockets!”
silence
“Optimus I don’t have any Rockets. You took them”  Gonna go out on a limb and say this [...]


My mom decided we needed to go to the home improvement store for some kind of ant poison/repellent/something to rain down insect apocalypse on the little fuckers. Have I mentioned she is seriously skeeved by ants? I’m just annoyed by them.
So we get there and are wandering down the aisle and I see a store employee and [...]