A blogger that I read for quite some time wrote about plastics, organic foods, and various other fun things. I have decided I am fucked no matter what. I don’t buy exclusively organic, I have used plastic in the microwave my entire life, I ate horribly when I ate at all, I have heart disease, high cholesterol, diabetes, and various forms of cancer breathing down my neck via my crappy genes.

So in celebration of my impending personal doom I am working my way through a 2 pound bag of gummy bears. Since I am destined for death I am not torturing myself by eating the colors I don’t like. I am picking out the red and clear and leaving those horrible green, orange, and yellow. I am not even worried about the 10000 calories and 500 grams of sugar. Notice the cavalier way I wash it down with my liquid deathM*llow Yellow.

I am a horrible person besides my terrible habits. I ran over a bird today. While I suspect that this was the same baby bird that was in my yard yesterday I don’t know.  While I also suspect that my cats might have killed it and left it in the exact path of my tire I have my doubts. If me and P had not gone for a walk I would have lived the rest of my life without the death of a defenseless baby bird on my conscience.

On to more fun things that I have had going on today. I have done something to my right hand. Being right handed this is a little aggravating. It doesn’t hurt all of the time, just when I do certain things. I’ll give a few examples, getting ice out of the icemaker, shifting gears in my car, wiping. Basically anything that involves extending my arm and gripping something in my hand at the same time. Wonder what I screwed up there.

I feel the need to be crafty so I am gonna go find something to make.

Oh I remembered something else that is apparently damning me. I don’t often buy bottle water. I have one of those filters on my kitchen faucet and use a reusable bottle. Made from aluminum. Like I said, I’m fucked.