04Aug09

To the person who got here by searching for “touching funbags” I have a question. What exactly were you looking for? Examples? Pictures? Guidance? Instances where that would be appropriate? Perhaps you should refine your search a little sweetie. I’ve found that being really specific in my searches for pron*ahem* items of a certain nature helps. So if you want to see some hands/feet/other body parts touching boobage you should put that in your search. Of course if you were wanting to see 2 sets of bewbs touching then you were (perhaps) spot on in your wording and I will help you in cursing G**gle for (disappointinglyI’m sure) leading you here.  I’m so sorry about the wrong turn and wish you luck in your endeavor.

Now if that were the most pressing question I have right now I would be done and headed to bed. Instead I must ponder exactly why spell check wants to change boobage to boogers. While I’m no expert on either of those things I know for a fact that I’m way more open to having some boobs rubbed on me than I am some boogers. One would cause me to purr in appreciation, the other not so fucking much.

OK. The slightly more rational part of my brain is reminding me that it is 1:15 in the morning and P will wake up at 6(ish) and that means that he will wake me up approximately 1 nanosecond after that and then refuse to let me doze in my bed while I let him what whatever the fuck he wants on the tv. Seriously, I would almost be willing to pay for therapy later on and let him watch Freddy flay teenagers all willy-nilly if he would sit in my bed quietly with a few toys and books and JUST LET ME SLEEP in the morning time!! Of course his taste in tv viewing is slightly less (afuckinglotless) violent than that. He was scared of All Dogs Go To Heaven and that dvd has never been played again since that ill-fated first time.  

The time from 6 am to noon has always been the time that my internal clock has considered prime snoozing time. It still considers it that and makes no matter that I haven’t actually gotten to sleep during that allotted time in the last eternity.

As usual I do not even vaguely recall what the hell I was originally going to post about, so I’m just gonna stop here and go to bed.

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