Randomness at its gayest.

03Jul09

Tonight I’ve been on a mission to find some sort of lesbian group or club or anyfrickinthing withing 100 miles of my hometown. So far I’m not having any luck. I did just happen across something on Gay.com that made me pause. Apparantly there is a lesbian living in a town less than 20 miles from me who has not only the same first name as I do, but also shares my belief that I’m the only goddamned lesbian in the entire state. (Excluding Atlanta of course.)

I want to go on a date! I want to have sex! I want to snuggle on the fucking couch and watch movies!!!!!

Maybe I should sign up with that strange group who likes to throw pies and mud wrestle. *shudders* I don’t think I’ll be breaking out the fuck me shoes and whipped cream just yet.

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