Forcast: Possible precipitation ahead*

29May09

My mom decided we needed to go to the home improvement store for some kind of ant poison/repellent/something to rain down insect apocalypse on the little fuckers. Have I mentioned she is seriously skeeved by ants? I’m just annoyed by them.

So we get there and are wandering down the aisle and I see a store employee and my mind immediately goes hmmm…what do we have here? (What can I say? Hormones!) So I have to get some assistance just to check her out a little. So she helps me pick out some kind of dual purpose bug spray stuff. (I couldn’t tell you what it was if my life depended on it)

 So I thank her and we wander off to look around it is when we start looking at some flowers that I remember we should go ahead and get something for fleas. So my mom says “You go talk to her and P can stay over here with me” So I mosey back over like the dork that I am and wait for her to finish helping someone else so that I can ask her what I should get. We chitchat for a minute and did I mention she is cute and seems like she might be interested? Anyway there is only so many questions I can ask about bug sprays without sounding even dorkier than I usually do. So once again I’m smiling and telling her thank you before walking off.   

We pay and walk out to the car and while we are driving my mother looks at me, grins (honest to god GRINS at me) and says “Well, she liked you.” I blushed and shrugged and grinned so much that a little girl walking by the car smiled and waved at me.

Maybe I’ll have to think of something I need from L*we’s just to go back.

Ummm…I seemed to have woken up in an alternate universe recently. A universe where my mom is suddenly completely cool with me being gay and is actively trying to get me to meet women. If that is in fact the case I hope tomorrow I’m still here.

*I recently made a joke about my dry spell and the fact that I didn’t see any precipitation in my immediate future.

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